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Subject: OT: Ask Bluehen
Posted by: blue hen, almighty
- Leader [27048221] Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 01:29
RecycledSpinalFluid recently brought to my attention that I had not posted anything of value on these boards lately. Even though he's right, and that's not really a change from how things were previously, I have decided to do something about it.
I can't really post about basketball. Honestly, I haven't followed this season very closely, and there are probably scores of people on these boards who know more about it than me.
However, I do know a lot of things. So here's a perfect opportunity for you. Simply respond in this thread and ask me a question. It can be about sports. It can be about music. It can be about rocket science. It can be any question you want to know the answer to. If I know the answer, I will tell you it. If not, I will make up an answer. Or I will simply ignore you.
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| 31 | smallwhirled
Donor
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Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 16:13
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3 bites...
smallwhirled
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| 32 | Snake
ID: 21031259
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 16:14
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Is that real beef in McDonald hamburgers?
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| 33 | blue hen, almighty
Leader
ID: 34937217
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 16:14
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Louky post 28
I'll agree with Mr. Pride on this one. My honeydew does all the work around the house.
CanEHdian Pride post 26
I could swear I've answered this one for you previously, but I'll do it again... if you get that not so fresh feeling, you shave down to the wickets.
Philly Tom post 27
Northern Delaware, eh? Then why have the "Philly" name? Take some pride in your state. You've got two of the best sportswriters I know of, right in your backyard: Doug Lesmerises and Buddy Hurlock.
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| 34 | smallwhirled
Donor
ID: 157582113
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 16:15
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Who cares?....the McDonald's across the street likes my business when it's 3 AM and I'm wasted.
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| 35 | smallwhirled
Donor
ID: 157582113
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 16:16
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I'm BH!
I'm BH!
I'm BH!
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| 36 | blue hen, almighty
Leader
ID: 34937217
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 16:17
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Smallwhirled posts 31 and 34
Dude, start your own thread where you give answers. Please don't invade mine. Besides, you're not very good at it anyway.
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| 37 | rockafellerskank
Donor
ID: 359283123
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 16:27
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blue hen, almighty:
Why do you never return my IM's? Is that restraining order really a big deal? And why is the chatroom always without you?
rfs ®
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| 38 | yo
Leader
ID: 5811233
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 16:30
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Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
How did a fool and his money GET together?
What's another word for thesaurus?
What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
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| 39 | Mike D
Donor
ID: 5915257
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 16:31
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blue hen is always off checking the WWF waiver wire. After PRO Wrestling season, he'll have more time for you, rfs.
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| 40 | rockafellerskank
Donor
ID: 359283123
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 16:38
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Mike D, I'll be looking forward to your action threads the next 4 days.
rfs ®
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| 41 | Bungers
ID: 5311343110
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 16:40
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bh, Re #25: Actually, I capitalized which led to the "[ from a {" to which you refer. So now you are penalizing me for using proper capitalization when referring to the Great Band? :)
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| 42 | blue hen, almighty
Leader
ID: 34937217
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 16:44
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RockafellerSkank post 37
See Mike D's answer, post 39. I'm still trying to decide between Ted Dibiase and Typhoon. I think Typhoon will score more points over the long haul, but you can't deny the cash earning capability of a guy who calls himself The Million Dollar Man.
Yo post 38
I didn't know there was a Leader named Yo. But it appears that there is. Let me answer your question with a question: Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
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| 43 | Y2JS
ID: 48312723
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 16:55
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BH,
Being from Philly i have to ask this question... when the hell do you think "Dougy" Glanville will be replaced by someone, anyone, specifically Marlon Byrd? I can't take his .260ba with no power
PhillyTom
Doesn't matter how deep their pockets get, they won't be using any of that cash
BTW, memo to Eddie Wade... We're gonna need a 3b and the return of Dave Hollins is going to cut it
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| 44 | yo
Leader
ID: 5811233
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 16:56
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blue hen, almighty:
Think the answer has something to do with...
why we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
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| 45 | PhillyTom
ID: 5110262012
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 17:06
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Post 33.
Delaware sucks. That is why I moved to Southern California. That's right, PhillyTom from Northern Delaware lives in San Diego. Reminds me of a Naked Gun sketch.
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| 47 | Smell The Rock
ID: 619817
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 17:10
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood??
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| 52 | PhillyTom
ID: 5110262012
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 17:32
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Rock,
Great posts. Lotta substance there. Might I make a suggestion?
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| 53 | Smell The Rock
ID: 619817
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 17:35
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Thanks Philly. I'm new.
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| 54 | PhillyTom
ID: 5110262012
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 17:35
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We're all new once.
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| 55 | philflyboy
Donor
ID: 2844635
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 17:43
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BH-If you choke a smurf what color does it turn?
as for Doug Glanville- Marlon Byrd can not get here fast enough!!! He looked great in Reading last year
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| 56 | blue hen, almighty
Leader
ID: 34937217
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 17:43
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The Rock post 47
Shut your mouth and know your role.
PGunn post 48
I was 17.
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| 57 | Smell The Rock
ID: 619817
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 18:02
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Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom!
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| 58 | blue hen, almighty
Leader
ID: 34937217
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 18:34
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PhilFlyBoy, PhillyTom, Y2JS various posts
If Glanville does not improve, the Phillies will yet again have the worst offense out of their centerfielders. However, the good news is that if Glanville sucks this year, they'll bring up Byrd and ruin his career too.
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| 59 | PhillyTom
ID: 5110262012
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 18:37
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That's one thing that I can't stand about the Phillies. They consistently have the best farm system, but only call up guys when injuries dictate it. IE Duckworth.
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| 60 | blue hen, almighty
Leader
ID: 34937217
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 18:39
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They draft guys like Gavin Floyd over guys like Mark Texiera.
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| 61 | blue chick
ID: 16121819
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 19:21
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Will you be my valentine?
:-Þ
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| 62 | blue hen, almighty
Leader
ID: 34937217
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 19:54
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Blue Chick post 61*
No thanks, I've already got one.
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| 63 | Easily
ID: 3211432018
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 20:00
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blue hen whos gonna win the dunk contest
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| 64 | Mike D
Donor
ID: 4215277
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 20:25
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I've seen the picture of Bluen Hen dunking. It could be him if he enters. I heard there may be a late 5th entry to the contest, and Blue Hen hasn't posted in 31 minutes.
Coincidence? I think not. So, my question is, will Blue Hen donate his Slam Dunk championship winnings to the Guru, and for one year be given the label of "Slam Leader?"
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| 65 | Hillbilly Delight
Donor
ID: 491221
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 22:56
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blue hen,
Why are the Pacers interested in dealing Jalen Rose to Denver for Nick Van Exel. If this particular trade occurs, The Pacers will have Tinsley, Best, Van Exel, and Reggie Miller playing the guard spots. Why?
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| 66 | Hillbilly Delight
Donor
ID: 491221
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 23:26
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871 ratings so far.....wow
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| 67 | Tim G
Donor
ID: 2082201
Fri, Feb 08, 2002, 23:33
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blue hen, I have a booger stuck on my little finger and I can't seem to shake it off. Should I leave it there until it dries or just wipe it off on something?
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| 68 | Raz
ID: 35949280
Sat, Feb 09, 2002, 00:01
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I'll turn Hillbilly Delight's #66 into a question: how the hell are there 873 votes on this thread?
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| 69 | TaRhEElKiD
ID: 42109719
Sat, Feb 09, 2002, 00:02
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BLUE HEN-
Why is your name "Blue Hen, almighty"?
THK
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| 71 | RecycledSpinalFluid
ID: 716614
Sat, Feb 09, 2002, 01:40
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I'll field #68, which I shouldn't since this is "Ask BlueHen", not "Ask RecycledSpinalFluid", but anyway...
Because blue hen, almighty is blue hen, almighty.
Simple enough. He doesn't come here and always pimp out his games to us. Well, except for that appalachian moonshine fantasy fishing thing, but we are all allowed our occational transgressions.
Alternate answer: The polling is being conducted in Flori-duh.
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| 72 | Mike D
Donor
ID: 4215277
Sat, Feb 09, 2002, 02:07
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Huh. I didn't know that RSF. Anyway, I just noticed that in my last post (or is it most recent?) numbered 64, I called the almighty one "Bluen Hen." Ordinarily, I'd self-edit that. However, I'm real curious as to what subliminal message that may convey. Or, what subliminal message may have been in my head when I typed it, sort of "forcing me" to type it. Maybe I was compelled.
PS: No bluen hen sighting yet tonight, I believe this is conclusive proof that he is indeed the 5th dunker in the NBA Slam Dunk Contest. Either that, or he was abducted by aliens, and is having a metal chip installed in his trapezius area, as a homing device of sorts. It may be the new way to hunt. Not sure.
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| 73 | Lutefisker
Sustainer
ID: 33045260
Sat, Feb 09, 2002, 18:23
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Hmm... There seems to be a lot of votes being cast here...
Blue Hen... What do you think of the Florida Board of Elections taking a look at the numbers in the rating vote?
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| 75 | J
Leader
ID: 34451212
Sat, Feb 09, 2002, 19:25
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BH
When are recruits gonna sign in Lg 4? And which guys will I get (last name first, please)
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| 76 | blue hen, almighty
Leader
ID: 27048221
Sat, Feb 09, 2002, 19:27
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Nope, not dunking this year. My dunks just haven't been the same since I changed my name fom Cedric Ceballos to Blue Hen. And I promise that Twarpy (aka Harold Miner) isn't going to participate either.
Hillbilly Delight post 65
... Because they're the Pacers and the wouldn't win if they traded for Shaq, Duncan, and Garnett.
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| 77 | Hillbilly Delight
Donor
ID: 491221
Sat, Feb 09, 2002, 23:46
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1414
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| 78 | blue hen, almighty
Leader
ID: 27048221
Sun, Feb 10, 2002, 05:24
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J post 75
Hell, I don't know for sure about recroots. All I know is that Mach is going to get Tristan Dobbs because Dan is a dumbass. I'm going to get a good class, but how good remains to be seen. As for who you'll get, I'm sure it will probably suck.
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| 79 | Hillbilly Delight
Donor
ID: 491221
Sun, Feb 10, 2002, 12:06
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blue hen,
Why are people buying Jamaal Tinsley now? His price increased 30k today. He has only 2 games next week.
thanks :)
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| 80 | Rangoon Goondog
ID: 20944228
Sun, Feb 10, 2002, 12:43
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Blue Hen, are you in fact the gravity bound Professor of Krazy Hops, aka Dan Berger, the man the myth, the man the myth . . . ?
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| 82 | blue hen, almighty
Leader
ID: 27048221
Sun, Feb 10, 2002, 17:03
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Hillbilly Delight post 79
It's karma. Nobody wants to mistreat Jamaal just because he only has two games, or else they might get mistreated at a later time.
Rangoon Goondog Doongor post 80
No. Huh?
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| 83 | Micheal
ID: 371024132
Sun, Feb 10, 2002, 17:37
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Were you an accident?
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| 84 | blue chick
ID: 221431019
Sun, Feb 10, 2002, 19:43
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Where do babies come from?
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| 85 | highlander
ID: 270502411
Sun, Feb 10, 2002, 19:52
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Please explain the # raters.
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| 88 | Guru
ID: 330592710
Sun, Feb 10, 2002, 20:42
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Whoever was enjoying themselves by inflating the ratings (programmatically, no doubt) somehow managed to screw up some of the related files.
I managed to restore the thread title file, but did not salvage the rating file (not that I wanted to).
I'd respectfully ask whoever was doing this to cease and desist. It was amusing at first, but the novelty has worn off. Furthermore, this activity strains system resources, and magnifies the potential for related file errors.
I'm also closing this thread to avoid the potential propagation of further errors.
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| 89 | J
Leader
ID: 34451212
Sun, Feb 10, 2002, 20:44
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and here we thought Raz fixed it :)
Thanks Guru!
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| 90 | Raz
ID: 35949280
Sun, Feb 10, 2002, 20:44
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After an apparent overload in the ratings (there was some weird stuff happening with this thread), they have reset. Blue hen, guess your plan to simulate high ratings backfired...
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