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Subject: Gurupie All-Stars
Posted by: jumpball
- Sustainer [33050298] Mon, Feb 11, 2002, 10:35
As an appreciation for all the people that contirbute to this forum, I'd like to nominate a Gurupie All-Star team.
At Point Guard . . . philflyboy! A tireless standings runner, he provides the dimes . . . I mean posts . . . to let us know how we are REALLY doing (in competition with other gurupies)
At Shooting Guard . . . Addicted! His song parodies always hit nothing but net and he is always there to take the crucial shot.
At Small Forward . . . Ender! Ender is always on the court, hustling for all the loose posts, inserting his good comments into the relevent threads and ignoring the others.
At Power Forward . . . Hillbilly Delight! A hard worker on the boards (pun intended) who helped us organize the injury information and posts it quickly and accurately.
At Center . . . allhair allstars! There would be no standings threads if AA didn't fill the paint with all his great Excel work.
And coaching the team, of course, . . . is the Guru! Assisted by all his great tools.
If I left out anyone, add them now.
And I like to suggest another thread for the mockery choices ;-) |
| 1 | Chris Eibling
ID: 40053013
Mon, Feb 11, 2002, 11:00
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Hey Where is Memphis Fan!
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| 2 | Y2JS
ID: 221431110
Mon, Feb 11, 2002, 11:26
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I'd like to nominate THK for the 6th man because he always comes on the boards out of control, blowing trades and still somehow pledges his allegiance to UNC Hoops. He'll give you a lot of spark off the bench and always will have faith that the team can comeback from any type of UNC-like deficit
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| 3 | Guru
ID: 330592710
Mon, Feb 11, 2002, 11:28
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I guess Youngbuck should be the ball boy...
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| 4 | biliruben
Sustainer
ID: 231045110
Mon, Feb 11, 2002, 11:30
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LOL!
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| 5 | Ender
ID: 52438315
Mon, Feb 11, 2002, 11:31
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Could be educational having to chase down all thos balls during warmups, especially the ones that wind up in the stands.
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| 6 | Y2JS
ID: 221431110
Mon, Feb 11, 2002, 11:32
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LMAO!
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| 7 | RecycledSpinalFluid
ID: 42121814
Mon, Feb 11, 2002, 11:37
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I'd like to nominate blue hen, almighty as the official statistician.
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| 8 | Skip to My Lou
ID: 23942316
Mon, Feb 11, 2002, 11:43
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Mark L, the first and still greatest Art, Jr., for GM. Rumor has it that he is presently considering a package of Ender, allhair and two No. 1's for Felton Spencer. Stay tuned.
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| 9 | IRRIDUCIBILI LAZIO
ID: 559242911
Mon, Feb 11, 2002, 12:01
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do you need a sixt man??
europeans are proving that they can be stars in the nba, so why don't pick a european sixt man?? here i am!!! ;-)
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| 10 | DR Stars
ID: 162592010
Mon, Feb 11, 2002, 12:15
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ROTFLMAO with Post #3
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| 11 | philflyboy
Donor
ID: 2844635
Mon, Feb 11, 2002, 12:20
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Coach has to be RecycledSpinalFluid. He also made plenty of the spreadsheets and lots of other nifty things (hipcheck) for us to use. Then he has to continue fixing and teaching us all how to use them.
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| 12 | Mark L
Leader
ID: 4444938
Mon, Feb 11, 2002, 14:11
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Good to see my homie sticking up for me.
Ender and allhair on the same team is a pretty good one . . . wonder if allhair would still rip Ender's flesh going for rebounds, T-shirts or other sundry items?
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| 13 | allhair allstars
Sustainer
ID: 52112514
Mon, Feb 11, 2002, 15:55
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jumpball,
Thanks! I'm honored to make the team. :)
Mark L,
As the aircraft carrier of the team I've been bulking up and working on my boxing out skills. Ender may have a little height on me but he's no match for me now!! I've also been working on my footwork. I have my four year old toss bundled up t-shirts to me three times a week. :)
Post #3 is a hoot!
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| 14 | BillB
Sustainer
ID: 471541113
Mon, Feb 11, 2002, 16:13
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...and this group definitely isn't changing any diapers...
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| 15 | Mark L
Leader
ID: 4444938
Mon, Feb 11, 2002, 16:14
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Allhair using Al McGuire terminology always brings a tear to my eye.
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| 16 | Easily
ID: 3211432018
Mon, Feb 11, 2002, 16:19
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Easily is the General Manager, Owner, and President of Team Roto.
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| 17 | Easily
ID: 3211432018
Mon, Feb 11, 2002, 16:20
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what about Dan, RFS, or even RunNGun.
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| 18 | BillB
Sustainer
ID: 471541113
Mon, Feb 11, 2002, 16:23
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sounds like a deep bench, Easily...
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| 19 | Easily
ID: 3211432018
Mon, Feb 11, 2002, 16:42
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IBTM will be the commentator.
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| 20 | Bungers
ID: 5311343110
Mon, Feb 11, 2002, 16:51
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...with color commentary by Chris Eibling, bringing the excitement level of Dicky V with him! :)
!!!!!!!
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| 21 | blue hen, almighty
Leader
ID: 34937217
Mon, Feb 11, 2002, 16:55
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Here's my team that will take out your sorry ass team...
PG RecycledSpinalFluid - The straw that stirs the drink.
SG Mach - He gets all the steals, just like he stole the ops in the chatroom
SF J - All Purpose Threat
PF Dan - The tireless worker
C Beastiemiked - He's our Shaq, the superstar you cannot beat, can only hope to contain
Bench
RockafellerSkank - The only 6th man we need
Flying Polack - J's backup
KtxGod - Fits in perfectly as a benchwarmer
Twarpy - Backup point guard slash mascot
CanEHdian Pride - Supplies the razors
KSoze - 11th man cause he'd rather play baseball
Chris Ho Park - Underrated Player of the Year
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| 22 | jumpball
Sustainer
ID: 33050298
Mon, Feb 11, 2002, 17:09
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ROFL at the coach's selection at ballboy . . . great choice!
from post #11, RSF has created lots of neat things too -- that makes him an ideal choice for assistant coach.
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| 23 | Addicted
Sustainer
ID: 610441810
Mon, Feb 11, 2002, 20:24
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Hey now I'm an All-Star,
Get your game on...
Wow,
what an honor to be included with some of the greats in the game.
Can I wear Ender's Jersey when he retires?
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| 24 | Ender
ID: 13443221
Mon, Feb 11, 2002, 20:57
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Wow, I am honored by the nomination :) This was a good idea and made me smile. The first squad can take Blue Hen's chattie Kathy's any day ;)
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| 25 | Hillbilly Delight
Donor
ID: 491221
Mon, Feb 11, 2002, 21:44
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jumpball,
Thank you for the nomination, honestly. It brought a smile to my face just as Ender mentioned above. I am glad you guys appreciate my participation. I am just trying to contribute to this awesome community of great fantasy players and bball fanatics. Again, thanks.
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| 26 | KevinL
Donor
ID: 48721523
Tue, Feb 12, 2002, 02:27
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can we put Ira in charge of payroll? Team treasurer or something?
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| 27 | blue hen, almighty
Leader
ID: 27048221
Tue, Feb 12, 2002, 02:30
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Nah, he'd stop trying for revenue at 85 million. No James K Polk either... he's a Royals fan.
I've been alerted that some of you might not get the joke, but BMD is our center because he is (allegedly) a 300 pound black man.
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| 28 | James K Polk
ID: 53113860
Tue, Feb 12, 2002, 02:39
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Hey, at least I could guide us into last place in a cost-effective manner ...
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| 29 | blue hen, almighty
Leader
ID: 27048221
Tue, Feb 12, 2002, 02:47
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Neifi Perez? Cost effective?
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| 30 | James K Polk
ID: 53113860
Tue, Feb 12, 2002, 02:52
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That's a fine example of what I like to call subtraction by addition, my friend.
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| 31 | IRRIDUCIBILI LAZIO
ID: 559242911
Tue, Feb 12, 2002, 10:13
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glad to see that europeans are welcome in the team;-(.....well, i will ask to be traded if the franchise doesn't believe in me......i'll become a restricted free agent at the end of the season, so if the team doesn't match the offers i'll receive i'll play for another team.....
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| 32 | Mark L
Leader
ID: 4444938
Tue, Feb 12, 2002, 10:15
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IL - be careful with that threat, you'll wind up like Marc Jackson.
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| 33 | IRRIDUCIBILI LAZIO
ID: 559242911
Tue, Feb 12, 2002, 11:02
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i should call you in a legal controversy, because you've not reasons to put me out from the team.
i just want to play, and it's clear that you're putting me out just because you don't want other teams to make me offers to match at the end of the season, so you will be able to keep me at a lower salary......
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