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Subject: Product Reviews You Can Use
Posted by: Boldwin
- [138592622] Thu, Sep 27, 2012, 09:37
Hutzler Banana Slicer "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO!
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As you may or may not know, I have 27 trained monkeys I use to do my evil bidding.
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What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time...Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER! |